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MLM scammers are definitely scum of the earth.
Unfortunately, my parents are suckers for multi-level marketing schemes that promise health and wealth but only suck people dry of money they never had in the first place. My parents just don’t get it.
So one day a few years ago, thanks to an idea from a Gold’s Gym brochure, I created and mailed my mother an anonymous official looking flyer extolling the (very real) benefits of a “product”—free exercise! It was a fun prank, and it helped her think a little.
But facts are facts! All of us know that exercise is free and very good for us, but most of us are downright lazy and would rather spend money (lots of money) on worthless products rather than actually DO something for ourselves.
Very clever! Good way to get through to everyone looking for an easy way out.